FINALLY! Answers to 6 Important Questions! - Jokes - General Bullshit Forums

Posted: 07-21-2008 16:49

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1. Q: WHAT ARE THE SMALL BUMPS AROUND A WOMAN'S NIPPLES FOR?

A: It's Braille for 'suck here.'

2. Q: WHAT IS AN AUSTRALIAN KISS?

A: It's the same as a French kiss, but ' down under. '

3. Q: WHAT DO YOU DO WITH 365 USED CONDOMS?

A: Melt them down, make a tire, and call it a Goodyear.

4. Q: WHY WERE HURRICANES NORMALLY NAMED AFTER WOMEN?

A: Because when they come, they're wild and wet.

But when they go, they take your house and car with them.

5. Q: WHY DO GIRLS RUB THEIR EYES WHEN THEY GET UP IN THE MORNING?

A: Because they don't have any balls to scratch...

AND:

6. Q: WHAT IS A MAN'S ULTIMATE EMBARRASSMENT?

A: Running into a wall with an erection and breaking his nose.

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