After a night out with his buddies, Jim gets home and is feeling a little amourous.
He finds his wife sound asleep in bed with her mouth wide open, so he
gets two aspirin and drops them in her mouth.
She starts to choke, but recovers and asks, 'What the hell
did you put in my mouth?'
He says, 'Two aspirin.'
She replies, 'BUT I DON'T HAVE A HEADACHE!'
He says, 'That's all I wanted to hear.'
Both of his heads!
hehe