He wasn't cheating on me. I did leave for my own sanity. I did not take anything but the dogs, cat & iguana. I left town though & he stayed there for a while.
____________________ Forgive your enemies, it pisses them off.
Fuck that, Torture them, it's much more satisfying!!!!!
Kermit the dumb fuck would'nt listen too me, when I explained how to do it properly. Besides he only has small fingers, so it was hard to hold those slippery lips in small paws.
The Chef used shaving foam, which is about as much use as an ashtray on a motorbike.
Seriously, I have a special shaving formula mixed with a Baby massage oil. Keeps your skin nice and smooth and you dont get cuts. Works well. On the face not around the meat and veg.
swedishvix wrote: He wasn't cheating on me. I did leave for my own sanity. I did not take anything but the dogs, cat & iguana. I left town though & he stayed there for a while.
fair enough. I was'nt being nosey or anything, just many woman leave for various reasons. Sanity is more important then being mentally drained by a partner, wether they play mind games or are just in the relationship for fun only. Has to go both ways, for a relationship to work.
