1. In Lebanon, men are legally allowed to have sex with animals, but the animals must be female. Having sexual relations with a male animal is punishable by death. (Like THAT makes sense.)
2. In Bahrain, a male doctor may legally examine a woman's genitals, but is prohibited from looking directly at them during the examination. He may only
see their reflection in a mirror. (Makes you hope you never need surgery!)
3. Muslims are banned from looking at the genitals of a corpse. This also applies to undertakers; the sex organs of the deceased must be covered with a brick or piece of wood at all times. (A brick??)
4. The penalty for masturbation in Indonesia is decapitation. (Whoa!)
5. There are men in Guam whose full time job is to travel the countryside and deflower young virgins, who pay them for the privilege of having sex for the first time...Reason: under Guam law, it is expressly forbidden for virgins to marry. (Let's just think for a minute; is there any job anywhere else in the world that even comes close to this?)
6. In Hong Kong, a betrayed wife is legally allowed to kill her adulterous husband, but may only do so with her bare hands. The husband's lover, on the other hand, may be killed in any manner desired.
(Ah! Justice!)
7. Topless saleswomen are legal in Liverpool, England
- but only in tropical fish stores. (But of course!)
8. In Cali, Colombia, a woman may only have sex with her husband, and the first time this happens, her mother must be in the room to witness the act.
(Makes one shudder at the thought.)
9. In Santa Cruz, Bolivia, it is illegal for a man to have sex with a woman and her daughter at the same time. (This was a big enough problem that they had to pass this law?)
10. In Maryland, it is illegal to sell condoms from vending machines with one exception: prophylactics may be dispensed from a vending machine only "in places where alcoholic beverages are sold for consumption on the premises."
(Is this a great country or what? ... Not as great as Guam, though!!)
5. There are men in Guam whose full time job is to travel the countryside and deflower young virgins, who pay them for the privilege of having sex for the first time...Reason: under Guam law, it is expressly forbidden for virgins to marry. (Let's just think for a minute; is there any job anywhere else in the world that even comes close to this?)
sign me up please
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swedishvix wrote: I personally like #6. Could have used that law a while back. Could be very creative. Yes, but the law states that you must use your bare hands to kill your husband!
Hey, by TX law, if you catch your mate and someone else messing around, yopu can legally kill them. But you have to kill BOTH of them and you have to prove your mate was being unfaithful.
How did you like the post about shaving? Just curious.
swedishvix wrote: I don't want to kill him. He is sooo competitive that the fact that everyone knows I left him will eat at him for the rest of his life.
Did you leave him for another woman or a dildo....
Most men cant live with that fact, or go to the local pub and know that there mates know she left him for another woman or a dildo. Ive never had it happen to me, so I dont really know how it feels.
I would of course be upset if I had a girlfriend and she left me and took the dog with her. I would be mega pissed off......"Death Warrant" time.
Thats what I was wondering! Either one is VERY BAD! What if it was a woman? 
