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| Posted: Tue Apr 28th, 2009 15:11 |
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"It's not that I'm afraid to die, I just don't want to be there when it happens." Woody Allen
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| Posted: Tue Apr 28th, 2009 15:11 |
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"The trouble with heart disease is that the first symptom is often hard to deal with - sudden death." Michael Phelps
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| Posted: Tue Apr 28th, 2009 15:11 |
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"I was with this girl the other night and from the way she was responding to my skillful caresses, you would have sworn that she was conscious from the top of her head to the tag on her toes." Emo Philips
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| Posted: Tue Apr 28th, 2009 15:12 |
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"For three days after death, hair and fingernails continue to grow but phone calls taper off." Johnny Carson
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| Posted: Tue Apr 28th, 2009 15:13 |
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"At my age flowers scare me." George Burns
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| Posted: Tue Apr 28th, 2009 15:13 |
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"There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman?" Woody Allen
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| Posted: Tue Apr 28th, 2009 15:13 |
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"I don't mind dying, the trouble is you feel so bloody stiff the next day." George Axlerod
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| Posted: Tue Apr 28th, 2009 15:14 |
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"It's funny how most people love the dead, once you're dead your made for life." Jimi Hendrix
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| Posted: Tue Apr 28th, 2009 15:14 |
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"Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that but not with all those flies and death and stuff." Mariah Carey
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| Posted: Tue Apr 28th, 2009 15:14 |
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"Death is not the end. There remains the litigation over the estate." Ambrose Bierce
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| Posted: Tue Apr 28th, 2009 15:15 |
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"My uncle Sammy was an angry man. He had printed on his tombstone: What are you looking at?" Margaret Smith
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| Posted: Tue Apr 28th, 2009 15:15 |
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"I'd love to slit my mother-in-law's corsets and watch her spread to death." Phyllis Diller
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| Posted: Tue Apr 28th, 2009 15:15 |
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"On the plus side, death is one of the few things that can be done as easily lying down." Woody Allen
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| Posted: Tue Apr 28th, 2009 15:16 |
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"Picasso was a delightful, kindly, friendly, simple little man. When I met him he was extremely excited and overjoyed that his mother-in-law had just died, and he was looking forward to the funeral." Edith Sitw
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| Posted: Tue Apr 28th, 2009 15:16 |
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"I'm very pleased to be here. Let's face it, at my age I'm very pleased to be anywhere." George Burns
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