As you may already know, it is a sin for a Muslim male to see any
woman other than his wife naked. He must commit suicide if he does.
So next SUNDAY at 4 PM Eastern Time, all American women are asked to
walk out of their houses completely naked to help weed out any
neighborhood terrorists. Circling your block for one hour is
recommended for this anti-terrorist effort.
All patriotic men are to position themselves in lawn chairs in front
of their houses to prove they are not Muslims, to demonstrate they
think its okay to see nude women other than their wife, and to show
support for all American women. Since Islam also does not approve of
alcohol, a cold 6-pack at your side is further proof of your anti-
Muslim sentiment.
The American government appreciates your efforts to root out
terrorists and applauds your participation in this anti-terrorist
activity. God bless America!
It is your patriotic duty to pass this on. If you don't send this to
at least 5 people you're a terrorist-sympathizing, lily-livered
coward and are in the position of posing as a national threat!
