unit827
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swedishvix wrote: Tequilla does NOT make your clothes fall off.
I used to work with a little old man that loved to make wire. The SOB would make wine out of ANYTHING! Jalapenos, carrotts, brocholi, rose hips, you name it.
His speciality was pear wine. Down here in TX we have a small, round, green pear that I don't know the name of. Almost grows wild, not very big but tasty when green or ripe.
Anyway, he used these pears to make a wine he called "Elastic streacher". When I asked him why he called it that, he just chuckled and told me to wait for the Christmas Party and I would see.
He brought 10 gallons of the stuff to the Christmas Party. Now, there were some FINE looking babes that worked in the office but they were real stuck up. I mean they walked like they had a steel rod shuved from their ass holes to their noses. Their noses were so high in the air the FAA required them to have a blinking red light to alert low flying aircraft. They wouldn't even say "Good Morning" to the guys on the factory floor.
This wine is VERY smooth, no sharp bite, no funky whang. It has a sweet, mellow flavor with no after taste. You drink a cup full and say " What is the big deal"? THEN, in a few minutes, you start to get a warm glow in the pit of your stomach that works it's way to the top of your head and the tips of your toes. Shit, if I didn't know better I would swear it was Mescaline or Acid!
Well, the babes in the office LOVE the stuff. He gave them 5 gallons for themselves. I about an hour her the babes came to the factory floor. They were VERY happy and friendly. Before you knew it, they were bitch about the heat in the factory. Know what happened next? You guessed it, the clothes started comming off -- FAST! What a sight it was!
So, I guess the point of my post is this: Taquilla may not make the clothes come off, but I bet this stuff would! Unfortunately, the little old man pass away a few years ago and I never got his reciepy. Wish I had 'cos that stuff was great!
Last edited on 10-22-2007 14:13 by unit827
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